I feel like a couple days ago we were like, OMG I can't believe we got Crawford and Belt and Posey and Pill and Belt is starting and the front office actually listened and we got everything we could have asked for!
And now they're going to be like, sure we'll give you that...just wait.
And we were worried, and then Barry Zito made us confused but not worried at the same time, because the pitching bounces back right? It always bounces back.
Then Tim Lincecum came out and was like, "Hey, here are all those runs Barry forgot to give up yesterday." And the bullpen said, "Oh us too! Here's the runs we didn't give up last YEAR."
Brian Sabean and Bruce Bochy will hold a press conference before the home opener. We will get scolded.
"See what happens when you go young? All your old players get worse! And all of your good players go bad. It's because there's less curmedgeonliness and Gold Bond. Crazy kids and their TV."
I hope this stops. MadBum, make me smile tomorrow.
P.S. 4+ RUNS IN EVERY GAME THIS YEAR SO FAR